ivoryman50

9/1/21

IjustdidwhatIliketodonothingtogetexcitedabout

8/27/21

The decision to headline this article anything besides GOOD NEWS is an indication that fun is dead at Jalopnik.

8/24/21

My favorite as a kid was rolling up next to a nice car, signalling to the driver to roll down their window, then loudly exclaiming, “PARDON ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?!?!?!”

8/23/21

Jason, I can see how you find this confusing, but you need to understand exactly how the unique Tesla system works. I’ll break it down for you.

8/23/21

“No Booze in the Kool aid. Unless you are a teacher.”

8/21/21

Okay, but please not just any racing driver because American...

7/27/21

there’s one in my apartment’s parking garage. it has about an inch of dust on it and 4 flat tires and i am THIS CLOSE to just knocking on doors until i find the owner.

7/15/21

I nominate you for governor of Georgia.

7/15/21

Not sure why they’re tearing it down, now that the road is closed just hit it with a truck going the other direction

7/15/21

Could you crap yourself hard enough while you’re in your car to total it? Because if someone was driving across that bridge, that’s what they did.

7/15/21

Tens of dollars of product were lost.

6/21/21

Die Duke Boys sind wieder dabei!

6/15/21

You can take a shit in anything if you don’t care enough

6/12/21

Why? WHY are they doing this? This is the equivelant of saying “Sure... Michelin and Goodyear make great tires... but we’re gonna make our own that cost more, and aren’t quite as good. And also, you can’t change them out easily for 3rd party ones anymore like you used to be able to do because the brakes are controlled…

6/10/21

NASCAR fans

6/9/21

Full disclosure. I’m a drone pilot, but I did it the right way. Got my part 107 and everything. I fly within the law (and actually fly above and beyond legal requirements in some cases - I’ll avoid doing things that I can legally do if I feel they aren’t safe enough).

6/8/21

*Bullies try to give AnthonyPirtle a swirly*

6/8/21

I can only hear her name in Don Pardo’s voice.

6/7/21

It is 100% dependent on the company/group you work for. In the past I worked in tight knit group that led to lasting friendships that outlived all of our time with the company. Work parties in that environment were a blast. I currently work with a much different group. In one of our rare outings, they acted like I was…

6/3/21

Kind of reminds me of a Saleen S7.