Back in college, we were driving home to New York after spring break in Fort Lauderdale, and got pulled over somewhere in Georgia. The cop comes over to the drivers window and says

No worries for Atlanta... they are used to getting burned by someone on the way out.

[requests trade to Mets]

A good dog.

Its the Thunderbirds, your lack of knowledge is disgusting.

Chick-Fil-A chicken biscuit makes 4 things done right.

“These Barca kits are the highlighter of my day.”

25 or 6 to 4?

H3 are driven by pussies
H2 are driven by assholes
H1 are driven by dicks

Oh god traffic on the final lap? I loved the high beams frantically flashing, trying to get the lapped car out of the way.

So do you troll all day, or just in between blowing dudes at truck stops?

My favorite installment of "People from the South Learning About the Cold" was the story of William Henry Harrison.

Worst show ever.

I love reading all these morons who think they know about football. If you are a suspended player you go to support your team. Plus it is more punishment to be there and not be able to play. He is still part of the team and you never leave a part of the team behind. You help each other and lift each other up. He did…

SWERV

Why exactly is it "unfortunate?" One paragraph later, you said the position was too deep and an undrafted free agent outplayed him. Are you suggesting that they were supposed to keep him anyway?

To be fair, he did hit a dinger

He and Jamie Moyer played AA ball together.

You are old-school is you consider ferries to be showboats