ivoryman50
ivoryman50
ivoryman50

This is oso good.

I remember 65 million years ago when Boshing was the new thing.

Kids are also Wade-ing, where they remove all the cartilage from their knees, only show up to 50% of the school days, and stay in class after all the other kids have left to argue grades.

In keeping with the golf theme, -1.

Oh man, he is going to be so confused later when people ask him what his handicap is.

Typical selfish musician going out there alone and tooting his own horn.

Most of these writers were Buono voters, anyway.

Jesus, Dan really burned a lot of bridges yesterday. Thankfully, those bridges had already been closed by Chris Christie.

Ohhh, there's the midget!

Look, if Tim Tebow was your new co-worker, you'd be trying hard to help him find another job too.

What's really amazing is he caught it even though everything spins in the opposite direction down there.

Wow, it's almost like I noticed that while captioning the photo!

"Hey, Eli, here's a record that won't get overturned!"

"Hey Jason, great game, I'm Gordon from Sesame Str..."

Driver in backwards car: "Goddammit Carol! That slimy salesman said this was horseless!"

Jimmy John's Founder: Dude, Brock, I have to ask. What's with the pants?

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

If you think this father-of-the-year candidate is treating his son like a slave, you should see what he's dragging behind the truck.

Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

He's still got a left hand, after all.