This is who he's addressing specifically.

Have you ever read Chuck Klosterman's article that talks about laugh tracks? Basically, all laugh tracks were filmed in the 70s, and there's no real reason to update them so networks just remix the laughs they already have. Which, sure, except for the 70s were a long time ago at this point and it's feasible that most…

Important update: Here's a photo of Ben with his fiancee. Everybody simmer down.

Americans are fat because they eat too many refined carbohydrates and do no exercise. That has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the gluten content of their food. Gluten is a protein composite.

As a physician, this is spot on. Great article. It's amazing how even my coworkers seem to forget the basic science they learned in medical school and develop these faulty beliefs which propagate the problem. Also, VACCINATE YOUR CHILDREN. That is all.

If adopting a no-throwing-yourself-off-of-tall-precipices lifestyle improves your health, it's because colliding with the earth at a high velocity is bad for you—not because you have a congenital sensitivity to wind.

Can you imagine people from any other point in past history hearing about the bullshit we claim in this post-food-scarcity industrial era? People all through history have been eating stuff like bark and seeds from duck shit to stay alive, and we've got SUV driving soccer moms posting shit on facebook between pilates…

And in truth, it's not romantic love that's gotten me through this, but a different kind. It's my friends who have gone to doctor's appointments with me, cried with me, kept me encouraged.

People without a family history don't need to run out and get BRCA testing.

Typical libtard. He's only a tool, just like a car. Outlawing him will just empower criminals because CRIMINALS DON'T FOLLOW LAWS. We need more good guys with Madison Bumgarner.

Hey man, I'm a bikini inspector and I think it's a terrible idea.

Here's another option: Don't give out candy this year. No one gets any. That's trickle-down economics (I think).

#9 is "Do you take your shirt off to poop?" AND 9% OF PEOPLE SAID YES WHO ARE THESE CRAZIES

Ebola wouldn't have been my first choice to fight the Wedding Industrial Complex, but it certainly seems effective.

You know, it's not ebola that's ultimately going to kill us all. It's a lack of a common fucking sense.

I still remember watching the news when I was in college (studying journalism, no less) in the mid-90s, and one night seeing two back-to-back stories about teenage boys who had been arrested for unrelated crimes. They blurred the white boy's face. They didn't blur the black boy's face. Apparently privacy for minors is…

Great aricle, I've been talking about how Duncan's being turned away totally happened due to the intersection of being poor, black, and foreign. It's not hard imagine if a pert white Christian missionary returning from West Africa had come in that the situation would have looked drastically different.

Cue the oblivious angry "what racism?!" readers. In 3...2....