I definitely wouldn’t want her looking at me angry

Bi-Mart?

Please let them stay. Especially the Give No F**ks Obamas.

I really want a complete collection of all the things Jezebel has called Trump over the months.

The prospect of being greeted by Trump puts everyone on edge.

Please don’t wish that on Wal-Mart shoppers. They’re shopping at a Wal-Mart, they have a hard enough time as it is.

Zero fucks to give Obama is the best Obama. Going to miss him so much.

Well, we do get about another half a year of him first.

Does he have to go? I’m not ready. :(

half-fermented bezoar

POTUS ended his speech with “praise for the spirit we [as Americans] see in Orlando.”

Oh, snap! I'm standing up in my living room cheering right now.

The Democrats are going to beat Trump so badly that he’s going to sue them for defamation after the election results.

I want this book/movie/graphic novel. I want it sooooo bad.

I’m not being sarcastic, I would absolutely read/watch the shit out of that story.

Which is ironic considering the entrance to the basement was in the rear of the house.

And the lover dies and haunts the mansion, because nobody but the husband knew that they were locked in the cellar. Or one day basement-lover and attic-lover meet, fall in love and plan to get rid of the couple to take over the mansion.

All the broom closets filled with mistresses and rent boys...