Imagine knowing that there were children being enslaved out there and being like, “You know what, I shouldn’t talk about this to all these reporters, it might distract them from their rightful focus on Matt Hasselbeck.”

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

Can’t

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Don’t let Corby hear you say that...

Danny?

I love this thread. Guys defending women by invoking images of hate-fucking, berating you for not knowing as much as a “girl”, and implying that you should be violently sodomized with a baseball bat.

Looks like Corpus Christi got nailed.

Darren Sharper is a lot less dangerous in 2-D.

I don’t care too much about either Beyoncé or Pokemon.

It's almost like one investigation was complete while the other two are on-going. Shocking, I know.

my four-year-old daughter said, “Daddy you don’t remember anything!” Since then, she’s said it a few more times.

It’s going to be fun this season, watching him pop open off a screen, just in time for a perfect look......

It’s The Penis Mightier.

If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Here’s how I’d like to execute him

Time to take him out backbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackbackback

This article got a lot more depressing the longer I read it.