“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

The word “overrated” is up there with some of the sports terms I hate the most. It’s joined by “integrity,” “motor,” and “elite.”

IIIIIIIT'S FINNE! It's fine, everyone! I'm fine.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

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St Louis Cardinals - The Most Defensive Fans in Baseball

I think you missed the joke, kind sir.

RIP.

I think “certain people, such as your wife” are called “women.” This is not unusual behavior for many of them.

OMG my wife does this exact same thing. Drives me batshit crazy. She has never directly answered a question. Those also tend to be passive aggressive people. The kind that stand in the kitchen and say shit like “The trash sure is full.” as opposed to just saying “Hey, come take the trash out.”

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

Mixtape time! In the words of Chick Hearn, “They’re putting on a Globetrotter show!”

“I’d like some percentage off of what you’re selling that for.”

How many times has that actor played a catcher in bad baseball movies? holy shit.

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Drew’s “The Convert.” (Clue: ALL CAPS)

So lots of tongue, got it.

Same way you kiss a grandpa or a frog.

It's a real shame you couldn't just read or even skim five extremely short paragraphs to find your answer.