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I haven’t tried Halo Top, but I actually like Artic Zero. Their Vanilla Maple is really good, the coffee/cappucino/whatever one is okay, the chocolate is a disgrace.

I just listened to her Maron interview. Jesus, she was annoying as hell. This story is a convoluted, shitty mess.

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Fuck you George Brett! Please share more George Brett horror stories if you have them!!

Rose put the pressure on herself to participate only because she talks about sex a lot and found it necessary to walk the walk.

Modest proposal: The word “journey” should be used only to describe something that can be drawn on a map.

Everyone deserves to find their person.

Ben & Jerry have been legit “woke” [pauses to hork for using the term as intended] since most of the people reading this were in diapers or potentially even earlier.

As someone who also hates life right now, watching this movie would probably make me want to kill myself immediately. If anything, I’d suffer some kind of severe injury when my retinal cords snap from my eyes rolling completely into my skull.

no, alfonso’s remorse is because h/she is a human being. you can disagree with someone and manage to not celebrate their untimely death.

LOL #KeepPounding

That’s not the acronym for “Hail To The Racists”

Aggressive wiping?

Aggressive wiping?

Yes, these are the winning shit tickets.

Yes, these are the winning shit tickets.

WHY I AM SHOCKED. SO SHOCKED. LOOK AT MY SHOCKED FACE.

My pregnant what?

Diff Charitable Eyewear is a sunglasses company founded by two bros named Zachary and Chad.

I’ve liked him ever since I read why he goes by Donald instead of Don. He didn’t want his email address to be Donglover.

It’s working for me.

No dragonfly would go near Trump.