I feel like we should leave hares alone. Bunnies are really nice.

I think the biggest problem with this is that the data is from Foursquare. I can’t speak for the country, obviously, but I don’t think it’s that popular. There’s probably tons of people that are not reflected in the data because hardly anyone uses Foursquare anymore.

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Welp, the first video was going to be good enough, but now my whole afternoon is going to be full of John Mulaney clips after you reminded me of that story. I hope you’re happy.

what if... that were the obvious point of this essay

Also known as the Seventh-Inning Kvetch

Let people check in one small-sized carry-on luggage for free, so EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the flight doesn’t have a carry-on.

I’m just glad your phone is charging. 13%, close one!

I would probably consider it if I was solo in a new place until I found a “real” place. The month-to-month, prefurnished part would be really nice while you were trying to sort out EVERY other part of your life that has been thrown into upheaval by moving cross-country or around the world.

wait, but what is jawn?

With Ilitch, it’ll just be swept under the rug.

Banknotes Harper for life!

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

I thought the same thing while reading the hardcover copy of Under The Dome. I can’t even read these books in bed. I have to be sitting upright with a pillow in my lap just to help support the book and give my arms a break.

Congrats to Rita Ora!

So I’m in on the joke enough to know it’s okay that I don’t know these two, but what I’m not sure about is if they’re the same people I didn’t know before, or different ones? I can’t really tell?

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

I really can’t tell if it’s snow or sand. This is the blue/gold dress of 2016.