#notallundertakers

Thanks for the answer. Maybe it’s geography. Either that or my peer group found the other title too clumsy (“I’ve Never” is shorter and more grammatically direct).

Bullshit! You give the people in front of you an opening to step out, get their stuff, and exit before you. Sometimes they’ll wave you ahead. Then, and only then, can you exit the plane before someone who was seated in front of you.

I was once in the window seat of a row of three. There was a gentleman in the aisle seat. As the boarding process ended, it became clear that the middle seat was to remain blissfully empty and I felt immediate relief, until the gentleman picked himself up, scooted over, and started to lower his ass into the vacant…

this fucking guy

Ah but the female flavors will be Lilac Journey into Sunset and Windy Cotton Moonlit Meadows

I bet he made an angry face for fun and then someone came up behind him and smacked him on the back.

1. have resting bitch face

TIME FOR MORE DAYTIME DRINKING.

“Pork tent.”

Plz take down this picture of me thnx

Hoping this opens the door for podcast reviews via the Play Store. Grow tired of hearing my favs request a review, feeling that quick tinge of hope as I ponder the opp to show support, andfeel feeling it quickly die as I remember I want nothing to do with iTunes.

Mine’s more than loaded bases but less than a full team’s roster.

A while ago I spotted Josh Charles in NYC, and I took the chance to put my face six inches from his and whisper-shriek “You are so FUCKING AWESOME.” As I did it, my brain belatedly alerted me to the fact that this was not the most appropriate way to express admiration to a stranger. As I prepared myself for the…

Penn Badgley looks more like “woke and toke”.

I’m greatly surprised that Max Futurecast isn’t actually the name of a weatherman.

They see me rolling, they hating.

“Fuck Snow” is right. A licky boom-boom down indeed.