Those are the perfect two names for a sunglasses company that pays for instagram ads.

Right, I’m having trouble. A bobby pin? A dragonfly?

San Diego especially (which is understandable given how much ofthe military is based here), and every Sunday at Petco park is.

Huh. So I thought that Pete Holmes’ new show was for HBO, not Netflix, and it turns out that someone else has named their show Crashing (and obviously released it before he did). That seems odd.

Yep. When mine says that I just say great, I’m going to read for awhile.

For real, I mean poop is hilarious, but doing vigorous exercise and having to poop is legit.

Oh my god, I can’t believe he finished!

Hell, I got passed by racewalkers in a 5K! I’m not fast, obviously, BUT STILL.

So were you there (both Rio and Beijing I guess) just for the Olympics? Are you a super huge Olympics fan?

Cody Decker is pretty amusing on social media generally.

That Devil Went Down to Georgia routine! Yes, that’s one of those classic sports moments that I’ll definitely remember for a long time.

Fennel is definitely a strong taste. But if you think you’re getting black licorice taste out of pureed red vines, well....

Fart flavor crystals!

Yes! I guess I was kind of surprised that they’d be HAVING periods very often. But the way these things work, you know the one time your body decides to have one, it’d be right when you’re headed to the Olympic games.

I do NOT have a cable subscription, which I think would help. But I had a devil of a time finding the highlight video of the vault event. Like, I knew that since it was a gold medal performance, they would HAVE the highlight, but it took a lot of clicking around to get to it. IMHO the NBC Olympics site doesn’t make it…

I’m too frightened by the child’s devil stare to really look at him long enough to figure that out.

And why did the addition of podcasts to Google Play fill me with utter hope and then dash them completely??? (I’m using Podcast Addict right now too.)

I didn’t know there were rules about what color to wear hunting either!

Those are all phenomenal, but that first GIF is perfection.

That’s EXACTLY who he looks like. And I mean, usually Vin and Pitbull look nothing alike, so that’s a real funky photo.