I came here to say this. I have played every GTA, but I rarely get past about 10 to 15 hours. It always feels like they spend the years between releases just focus group testing middle school poop jokes. And I could get over that, but the gameplay is just repetitive and gets old for me. I enjoyed RDR quite a bit…

Steamboat Willie Mickey hit the public domain this year and Winnie-the-Pooh entered it the year before, and it seems all anyone’s willing to put money into when these things happen is some jarring, culture-shock version of these typically wholesome characters in horror stories. If that’s as far as our imagination goes…

Tears of the Kingdom

What a douche.

The venn diagram of Fortnite players and Zack Snyder fans has to be as close to a perfect circle as you can get.

Oh good.  Hopefully now little Timmy can steal mommy’s credit card and give the money directly to Mr. Sweeney, and not let Google have any.

Ahh yes, the great American custom of patenting something that 1000 others have already done. Then getting glowing press all over the internet about it.

So the man whose entire career is built on producing low budget drivel aimed directly at the lowest common denominator wants to go FTP?  Live Service?  And we are shocked?  The only thing surprising about this is that he didn't highlight his intention to use asset flips and AI.

I’ll just wait for modders to fix all the bugs, add 4K assets, Ray tracing, and replace Daredevil with Helen Keller.

Quickly pivots to FTP and lays off 80% of the staff.

How many jackasses signed off on that name?

It’s both.  Obviously if there is an issue with a software company’s product, it is their problem.  But if Sony contracted with this company, they are responsible to ensure that the product is secure, especially if they are trusting it with employee or customer data.  Both companies have a legal obligation for any…

Not only that, but a huge percentage of those Vbucks were being bought by little Tommy using mommy's stolen credit card.  And eventually that well dries up.

Bro, if you wanna bury your head in the sand with all the other boomers, enjoy.  Cause we are going to fuckin Mars.  Web3 doesn’t need you.

Step 3 - Profit

Because you are getting in on the ground floor. This is how to decentralize and disrupt the establishment. The line can only go up. Its on the crypto blockchain which is the future of everything.  No more banks, no more taxes, no more government, no more gelato.  This is happening.  Don’t be a beta.

Great time to buy low everybody!!!

Shouldn’t have fired your assistant.

February 2024 - SE produces only 1000 copies of the Collector’s Edition

You seem to be implying that this hasn’t been an issue since the N64. And the PS1. And the original Xbox. And yet here in the year 2023, all three console manufacturers still use sticks that are prone to drift. And they all suffer from it to varying degrees.  Even the super expensive Elite and Edge controllers for the…