I think he is referencing the fact that the generally agreed upon age of the universe is between 13 and 14 billion years.  So 15 billion years ago would be before the big bang.

Her humanitarian work will include proving the earth is flat and saving the poor African children from chemtrails.

I have never watched The Ark.  Can someone explain to me what they are wearing?

I didn’t read all the studies cited, but I can’t imagine the scientific authors didn’t account for an increase in the number of flights over the study period.  

It is quite possible that certain labor groups at Boeing are not unionized.  That is not uncommon at large companies.

This relatively brief, outpatient, non-surgical procedure can facilitate weight loss

Is this sarcasm?  Or are you actually saying it's a "good play" to deploy nukes in space?

He is an foreign asset, not a journalist.

When demand is low, I am confident they will reduce the price for checked bags.

Oh no, the crypto bros that watched a YouTube video to help them scam other people, actually got scammed themselves. 

Are you pretending that he was an independent journalist?  That he wasn’t bankrolled by Putin and acting almost exclusively as an agent for a government that is completely antagonistic to the United States?  

The “technical limitations” they cited was that Tyler from the marketing department was unable to sync his iwatch to a Nokia 3310.

My oldest daughter (5) has dabbled in a few games with me in the past, but this is the first game I bought specifically for her and I can’t wait to play it with her this weekend.

It’s about time one of these mobile software companies invented swiping.

Ahh, the classic benevolent asshole defense. 

In between, we had 2016's Answer the Call, a controversial, largely unrelated entry.

Yes, Nintendo made a huge mistake by not turning over ownership of all of their IPs (Mario, Zelda, etc) to Sony.  The Big N would be in much better shape if Sony controlled everything.  What a bunch of idiots.

WB could get some great publicity here by hiring these actors and putting on an actual good show for all the kids that had tickets to the original event.

Come on man, if these pricks prove the earth is round they might just get cocky and try to prove that setting the planet on fire is bad and toilet paper should always go over.

Yes, and my erect penis is a great coat hanger.