I just bought one for the same reason. I have a friend who swears it is the best thing in the world.

I just bought one for the same reason. I have a friend who swears it is the best thing in the world.

Exactly, I tore mine and the knee cap was out of place by a few inches. The trainer immediately told me what happened and how long it would take to rehab. Luckily no other ligaments were damaged.

Total - $1300 give or take

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He shouldn't be surprised if he finds himself in AA next year.

That is exactly what I'm playing and waiting for right now.

My girlfriend got me this one (white though) for Christmas last year. I absolutely love it. I had my first dentist appointment only 3 weeks after I got it and she immediately asked me why my gums looked so good.

My girlfriend got me this one (white though) for Christmas last year. I absolutely love it. I had my first dentist…

Pass this on to the Deadspin staff so they can determine if that is a penis.

Two dimes is an awesome tip.

ESPN hasn't shown this many young boys being embarrassed on national television since the Sandusky trial.

Soccer fans will really appreciate his gamesmanship when Mike Brown jumps up and plays like nothing happened.

Even though she pitched a shutout, she did get hit six times, so after the game she apologized to Stephen A. for putting herself in that situation.

I would like the Gamestop bonuses, but does anyone know if the label on the box is just a sticker?

Those are pretty common in the water and wastewater industry. We use them all the time during construction to stop flows into manholes, although the biggest one I've ever seen is 24". They work very well for sewers where pressure is minimal, although it builds up over time. This most likely wouldn't have held up…

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It will, but if you need ash you can simply light some shit on fire. That's what Michael Bay would do.

Yes, for added effect put a large pan of ash in front of a fan nearby. And don't forget to turn up the bass.

Only if the livestream is being filmed through the broken window of a destroyed family restaurant, and being operated by Michael J. Fox.

Such a great movie. I got rid of most of my old VHS tapes a few years back, but this is one of the few I kept. Strangling someone with your own intestines is probably the most badass thing I have ever seen.

House of Axe