And Nintendo is the one with the promise ring that participates in the lock in at the church.

I do have something up my ass, but that is completely unrelated.

Wait, there are fun things to do with a chick that don't involve punching?

Also genocide.

Good thing I didn't go with the pedophilia analogy then.

It's been a great few months. I'm not buying either one until I see how the launches play out and I'll end up getting both, but it sure is amusing to poke the bear.

Microsoft is some bro punching a chick, gets caught in the act, then expects a high five for stopping. Way to go Microsoft, you totally didn't knock that bitch's teeth out. Someone get this dude a Natty Light.

Brian Cushing immediately called the fan and offered him season tickets for his piss.

Do we even know the giant is male? I don't own Skyrim, are there different genders for the giants?

Unfortunately his wife only got half off her pie.

Other notable records:

There’s nowhere to go but up.

Hesjedal thought he had Wednesday's Stage 1 of the Tour of Alberta in the bag.

The screen, like the man, is full of so many tiny little holes.

The last time someone was mistaken for a John, R. Kelly got arrested.

+1

Why would the blue pikmin need life vests?

White Dog's Heart Can't Pump

A former Marine(r) stationed in the Pacific, committing murder in Japan, in the company of Ted Williams... not impressed, my grandpa did the same shit and he even went balls deep in my grandma.