Good, now Microsoft has to listen to all my annoying family members during Thanksgiving too.

On the Brink of Cutting Him

Having five inches on a Trojan was also Brett Favre's dream in college.

Link, with an honorable mention to GLADOS.

That is amazing. Even more so if you made it.

I simply don't understand her business model. I get it that sea shells are abundant in the vicinity of the ocean, leading to a robust and dependable supply chain. But that only means that the average consumer is capable of obtaining their own sea shells with limited effort. The large supply should also lead to…

My third cousin is a doctor, so that makes me like 1/16th Doctor, or something.

The Redskins doctors aren't very good at health evaluations. And their treatments usually just consist of handing out blankets.

Isn't letting everyone have a shot at the teenage boy kind of the Catholic way?

Yes, I've seen it and it was a pretty solid episode. But I'm not really referring to the opportunity for satire. I just get tired of walking around and seeing 9 out of 10 people playing on facebook instead of being productive members of society, being anti social on the "social" network. Friends, family, coworkers,…

I have a dream that there won't be any one worth fighting with at the Kenny Chesney concert.

I am really excited for this game, and I love South Park, but now I'm torn by my intense hatred for Facebook and its ongoing attempts to destroy society.

Ahhh, football, burning shit, trying not to get murdered.... sounds like the eharmony profile for Andre Rison.

If you bought a video game system and didn't get $50 worth of value out of it in a year (in movie theater pricing that is about 6 hours), then you might need a new hobby.

You make some good points. Then you realize that your whole model is built on the same principal that makes casinos thrive. You use psychology and basic human nature to manipulate your customers. You go to work every day trying to figure out a way to squeeze money out of people, not entertain them. You are a…

And my Lebron James motherboard

That's weak. It only has 16 Megs.

Blood everywhere and a broken driver. That's not a metaphor. That's life. Or at least 2-5 years.

Nice one, you beat me to it.

Now if only Arthur Ashe had covered up.