This seems cheaper than having my arms lengthened. 

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

You're covering the wrong news here. The bigger question is HOW DID AN AIRPLANE GET IN OUTERSPACE?

This list starts and ends with LAX. The absolute, bar none, worse terminal I've ever been in. I'd rather spend a week in the Express Terminal in Houston than 5 minutes waiting at LAX. Total dump. Heartsfield in Atlanta is like a 5 star hotel compared to LAX.

This is disgraceful to skaters everywhere.