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Ivan Karamazov
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Don’t forget “Karma Police” in Fox’s “9-1-1"... (a cover, but still...)

Just tried this one today. As I love breakfast tacos, I wanted to make a sous vide breakfast taco.

Movies usually have three acts. But every Shakespeare play has five acts. Thus Pixels is as good as Shakespeare.

That’s how they do it in Rome. They cut squares of pizza with shears. At least at the place I went to every morning when I was working there.

Oven Mitt. n. The oven mitt is an act which is performed in conjunction with anal sex. The male may perform said act on himself, or another participant may be involved. While the male is fucking a female in the ass, either the male, or other participant reaches in the females pussy, grabs the dick, and gives the male

Is that the trail by the 5 freeway... close to all of those big green water tanks? I find myself there quite often with my idiot dog.