You mean after the league destroyed all the tapes before showing them to anyone and refusing to say what was on them?

Sherman and hot air can be a deadly combination. Just ask the residents of Atlanta

I've been playing Russian roulette for years and I'm still alive. This proves that it's the secret to longevity. Anyone who argues otherwise is just a brainwashed sap at the mercy of the anti-Russian roulette pantywaists who run our society.

I always thought that was just a one-off Simpsons joke.

Have you considered the possibility that it's not the buttered coffee and that you are, like Bruce Willis in M. Night Shyamalan's finest work, simply unbreakable?

I KNEW this would happen eventually.

They've put Lovie in charge of making sure it will never happen again.

Force the Pats to be on Hard Knocks for the next two seasons. Belichick would lose his fucking mind.

Ben Roethlisberger - King of the pump fake

"I paid some guys off to get the balls right," Johnson now admits.

And can you believe that those 100 footballs still contracted MRSA?

Given the Raiders' propensity for hiring guys with a whiff of scandal attached, I'm predicting that the head coach of the Oakland Raider in 2015 will be Bill Cosby.

The other metric I'm using is that I watched these teams under these people, and they were bad.

I'm so sick of Deadspin just piling on the hate towards the Raiders. Everyone with a fucking brain knows that Mark Davis is NOTHING like his father Al. Mark doesn't give a damn about 40 yard dash times. The new coach of the Raiders will clearly be the guy with the best 40 yard shuffle time.

Fool me once, shame on you.

Last year was certainly the year of McKinnon, and this year, Aidy Bryant has certainly taken things to a new level. If you had to place a bet on who will become a Sandler 5 years from now, I'd go with Pete Davidson. He is going to have a long, interesting career.

"It felt like it was clean to me".

Being famous + hit = late/unnecessary hit. I think I saw Locker and Tannehill get demolished worse than this multiple times yesterday and it wasn't an issue.

If you think Chris Christie is really a Cowboys , I've got a bridge to sell you. For cheap, because it has traffic problems.

I'd be very surprised if that's just her 12th man.