"High and to the right."

Let's face it, this league is our guilty pleasure. If ISIS had an addictive fantasy platform and an enormous flag waving, pink slinging marketing machine, we'd all overlook a beheading or two.

I hope this is rock bottom.

I'll never forgive her for killing Apollo Creed.

He has the rap skills of a young Joe Jonas.

Still would, mostly for nostalgia though.

Blades of Steel is an underrated movie.

I'll pick myself up by my bootstraps when you let go of your Daddy's.

I was thinking the same, get on your feet chubsters.

The devil knows more because he's older and because he's the devil.

Mayura is a Lefty.

Tip o' da cap to you.

Lebronny Manziel coverage 24/7.

Is there anything sadder than Chris Broussard? Hanging onto another man's belt loop trying to stay relevant, just knowing at any moment he could trade you for a pack of smokes.

His lack of blinking while on the ground was a dead giveaway. I think he may have still been altered when he made the game saving tackle!

He doped, but he's in the "Ray Lewis is good for business" category for Bristol. After swinging from Manny's nut sack for years, ESPN quietly turned away from him when his doping was exposed lest they spoil their Chowder Head purity fantasy. Bonds received no such treatment. Ortiz is in the untouchable category for…

They forgot Sad Cubs Fan from his bio.

I have to agree on his Leafiness, I don't see any possible way he just shuts off the party switch come training camp and stays focused enough to win football games consistently. Drake don't have no offseason.

I heart you.

I am truly offended by this comment. Offended that I didn't think of it first.