I think someone is playing a trick on you. I can't imagine not being able to tell the difference between margarine and butter. We just moved to the South where margarine is by far what people use. We had neighbors over for dinner, he's 36 she's 42, and had butter for bread. He wanted to know what kind of butter it…

My husband and I tend to like foods that are part of a "butter delivery system". Popcorn? Butter delivery. Corn? Butter delivery. Ciabatta bread? Best butter delivery system ever.

I think he should be allowed access to the general population so that they can have adult themed conversations.

Their shortcomings are the same as yours.

I seriously doubt that this film will play anywhere outside the biggest of cities where I live, and only then around Oscar time. They are not ready for this in North Carolina.

He's here mostly for the chicks, so the chicken hawk comment is probably what we should expect from him.

So the Marines are saying that there is actually no Marine - current or retired - qualified to wear dress blues who can sing our Anthem? It seems to me that the Marine Corps has a pretty good band. What's up with that?

It would work better as this:

"How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Fix the cigarette lighter!

Nice. (No snark intended.)

I'd be better with it if we can get a little make a rule that no one can do "The Tebow". Go ahead, Christianists. Get all worked up about it.

Great point about the cling and free stone. Most people don't have a clue about that, even grocers.

Or Oregon or North Carolina.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, and cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

Because President Obama is in charge of all local police departments. You're a fucking idiot.

There's only money involved if he actually posts bail. Not likely at that amount.

Hwy 101 is brutal enough to drive on.

I don't see it as "simply because they can". I see it as "simply because the adults around them tell them that they can."