So the Marines are saying that there is actually no Marine - current or retired - qualified to wear dress blues who can sing our Anthem? It seems to me that the Marine Corps has a pretty good band. What's up with that?

It would work better as this:

"How much for the little girl? How much for the women?"

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Fix the cigarette lighter!

Nice. (No snark intended.)

I'd be better with it if we can get a little make a rule that no one can do "The Tebow". Go ahead, Christianists. Get all worked up about it.

Great point about the cling and free stone. Most people don't have a clue about that, even grocers.

Or Oregon or North Carolina.

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, and cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the cigarette lighter.

Because President Obama is in charge of all local police departments. You're a fucking idiot.

There's only money involved if he actually posts bail. Not likely at that amount.

Hwy 101 is brutal enough to drive on.

I don't see it as "simply because they can". I see it as "simply because the adults around them tell them that they can."

never mind...

Epic.

Since "these people are mentally unstable" are you willing to include mental health care as part of basic medical for "these people"? Or is it better to just pick them off as needed?

Credit card numbers and bank account information, please. THAT is the only god the 40-some members of the KCB congregation worship.

Fox News Expert. How many oxymora can you fit into 3 words?

I'm trying to picture that, but somehow I don't see how I get as much fun out of it if he takes a knee and rests his head on his fist... No during, for sure.