The first time I had these, they were filled with apricot jam and had been fresh baked not an hour before.

If I know who none of these people are, how old am I?

Definitely true for me. I turned to a weekly grocery delivery service that specializes in produce near the beginning of the pandemic. I finally upgraded from that cheap dull knife that’s been following me since my college apartment to a pretty decent knife because I sort of knew I considered chopping vegetables to be…

I believe it’s called a “personal brand.”

I’d eat it.

Put it on popcorn, then come back and thank me

There is always a bag or two of sweet corn in my freezer. Korean cheese corn? Yes! Corn and cornbread pudding? Yes! Mexican street corn salad? Yes! So many side dishes to compliment just about any meal.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, how many times do we have to do this, it wasn’t about the area of the floating door, it’s about how much weight it could support. If Rose & Jack were on the door it would have partially submerged & Rose would have died of hypothermia before the lifeboat arrived.

Some of these sandwiches seem like they’re just trying too hard.

This seems like the classic mistake of “more is more” that so many chains seem to keep making. Why make 31 flavors if you can’t get vanilla right?

It is most definitely real. My body has stories to tell. 

Well, guess I know what I’m making myself for Valentine’s Day.

Even as somebody who followed those shows, I can say this: setting three of his shows in or around Los Angeles and not casting even one Mexican-American actor in a core role smacks of effort.

She just gets better and better in Angel, and then her whole character arc  gets trashed.

I don’t think I’ve ever regularly watched anything on WB, but my friends at the time used to say WB stood for “White Boy”.

Even if they will kill me, it’s worth it. I love eggs, and breakfast for dinner, and baked goods made with eggs. If I had to, I could live the rest of my life on eggs and rice and seasonings without feeling too deprived. I can’t imagine any study, no matter how definitive, could make me give them up.

“...but it’s been known he did it because she was pregnant for a long time.”

Thing is, he doesn’t really owe us details - it’s an open secret that Joss Whedon is a piece of crap. We didn’t know the details of him firing Charisma, but it’s been known he did it because she was pregnant for a long time. And his ex-wife wrote an open letter a few years back detailing some of his abuse and…

I will cause bodily harm to anyone who tries to take away whole eggs. Egg whites are an insult, the deliciousness is in the yolk. 

Eat two eggs a week exercise regularly? No big deal.