Wow. That just hit me like a punch in the throat. Devastated for the staff, their families, and these who genuinely engaged with the site over the years. I’ve been commenting for about ten years now. Jezebel has been part of my daily online life for a decade. Ugh.

Well shit.

Unless all 19 animals are shitting in her vegetable garden.

Indeed, Vachris hasn’t just worked in the C-suite. According to the announcement, he has worked for Costco for more than 40 years, “starting as a forklift driver, and subsequently serving in every major role related to Costco’s business operations and merchandising activities.”

I used to go occasionally with a coworker who had a membership. We would usually get the chicken bake, because we were broke, shameless, recent college grads and it gave most caloric bang for your buck. It’s basically a very large pizza roll, but filled with chicken, bacon, cheese, and... Caesar dressing, and it cost…

I only take pics of meals I myself have prepared, if they’re knockouts. Once a week at most, though more realistically once every few weeks.

Can’t stand people that take photos of their food, but I can’t stand social media in general and haven’t partaken in it since Myspace. Eat your food, live your day, nobody gives a fuck about you, you don’t need to take photos of everything you do every day, every hour, you’re not special, nobody cares. I also haven’t…

Did she become a foodie because her psychic told her she was one?

Heh.

I don’t know about you, but my hometown is full of gangs roving the streets, breaking into houses and covering the ‘fridges with magnets.

To be fair - when isn’t she?

Joyce Byers is very confused right now.

Man I miss when AV Club would actually do the worst costume round ups instead of just being paid to shill for whatever.  This sort of thing used to get roasted, now I’m being told “Hell yeah, go buy a bunch of White Castle, dress as a White Castle billboard, and head to a party to shill some White Castle.  Thank God I…

I see “best” is a term loosely used these days.

I said “inbred little corner”, ergo specifically limiting my insults to that one portion of Ohio where they eat this monstrosity. “Flyover state” is still an accurate description of the place. I literally have family there lol

THE CHEESE IS FUCKING RAWWWW

They all look like something that should be featured on Kitchen Nightmares with Gordon Ramsay.

“Coastal elites look down upon the rich culinary traditions of the heartland of America!”

Those pictures look like they come from a poorly funded grade school cafeteria.

As soon as I saw the photo I knew exactly what you were writing about. Beto’s (and Danny’s, right next door; but it’s Danny’s for hoagies, Beto’s for pizza) has been serving that style since the ‘60s. It’s been probably 50 years since I’ve had it. It was good for what it was, and the circumstances under which we had…