Additional suggestions:

Pizzalad sounds like the Vegan sidekick to the famous superhero PizzaMan

I’d give it a try. When I make taco pizza at home I add chopped butter lettuce after it comes out of the oven, and one of the local chains in my area does prosciutto and mozzarella with cold arugula.

it should be Flat Matt, not Flat Matthew...

Derp is like 20 years old and hardly out of bounds. This is a major stretch.

This looks great! Can’t wait to make these.

It’s true! I love Peeps. I can’t eat them much anymore, because I am of an age where I care about my sugar intake, but a Peep that has been lightly toasted is my jam.

The only thing Peeps are good for:

This is, I just realized, the main reason pineapple upside down cake is kind of my favorite cake to make. The whole layer of brown sugar and butter on the bottom of the pan. Never actually considered doing that for other cakes. 

I think you’re probably also supposed to lay off the ice cream, milkshake and cheesy butter noodle binges. Sorry. Getting older sucks so hard, and I and my prescription anti-hypertensive and low-sodium diet sympathize.

Or eggnog?

Because politics. Are you from Mars or something?

We can’t always get the photos we want, only the ones Getty Images allows us.

I like to think that I was a curdfluencer before it was cool. Or possible.

I cannot imagine a descriptor that would make me less likely to try an ice cream flavor than “you really can taste the onion and garlic”.

I ate a bunch of these when they were first released a year or two ago. Ibotta had a 99 cent rebate, supposedly to make them essentially free after purchase. At the same time, my grocery store had them on sale for 88 cents each, meaning Nissin paid me 11 cents a pop. Unemployed at the time, I bought as many as the app…

I hated Jurassic World, but I did enjoy this sweded version a couple made, where the dinosaurs they were fleeing from were just their cats.

Not to mention the size...looks like something you’d buy off the $1 menu at McDonald’s or BK.

I legitimately enjoy the food at Boston Market, but it is so incredibly expensive it’s just not a viable option more than once in a great while. $9.29 for that sad-looking chicken patty is almost laughable.  The only one in our area closed in 2020 and was replaced by an enormous Panda Express.

Boston Market, nee Chicken, was gutted when every grocery store started offering rotisserie chicken. When they first opened stores by me, rotisserie chicken was not commonly found at supermarkets. I remember making the several mile trip to get a Boston Chicken, but haven’t done that in years