Subway employee here: salads are the same thing, just with a 6" portion of meat and cheese. These are just salads with foot-long portions of meat and cheese and a different bowl. Actually had a lady come in 5 minutes before close last night and try to order one without any toppings...if you plan on doing that, just…

About a dozen of us from all around the country got together in New Orleans several years back (2015, maybe) for an in-person fantasy hockey league draft and one of the highlights of the trip was when we all went to Dooky Chase’s on one of the nights (Friday, I think?) where they served dinner family style.

The only one in town.

Real 70's vibe. I guess that’s the nostalgia part.

I still hold the Whopper up as the MVP of the burger.  (Minimum Viable Product, I should clarify).  If a burger is not as good as a Whopper, I don’t need to bother with it.  Controversially, I count 5 Guys as sub-Whopper.  McDonald’s?  Hell no.  Culver’s, maybe...

Yeah, we have a similar contraption and, while I’m forever dropping them in the trash can when I go to knock them out, I wouldn’t change a thing.

We get something similar to these from the Korean market for like $2.99 each. Catches everything you would want it to and never clogs. I don’t know why anyone would seriously need a sink blender unless they are a lazy ass.

I will once again say, starchy potato peels go in the trash.  Every time I’ve put them in the disposer, bad things happened downstream.

Yeah. Do you want antibiotic resistant bacteria?

Yep. The my most infuriating and sexist interactions with gynecologists have been with women doctors. I had several really bad interactions where they’ve been very judgy and haven’t listened to my concerns and heard them out. These were doctors who would not run tests because they thought my pain was exaggerated or…

A relatively plain vanilla based ice cream is leagues better than the diarrhea, broken glass and habanero flavor we have been force fed the past four years.

It’s hard to tell truth from fiction nowadays. This is the kind of excellent reporting we need now more than ever, during the national turmoil of the chicken wars.

Meanwhile, Jose Andres and his World Central Kitchen delivered 120 pizzas to law enforcement personnel that stayed late to protect the Capitol building. He also “turned Jaleo into WCK kitchen cooking 100s of hot stews on this cold night...plus fried egg sandwiches & fruit!” per his Twitter feed. This man amazes me…

The delicate thing about marketing the debut of a big, splashy fast food item is that you sometimes have to establish a product as “new and improved” by (artfully) trash-talking your prior product.

Also assuming Capitol Police didn’t need very many boxed lunches because it doesn’t appear more than a dozen of them showed up for work yesterday.

Don’t know how they’re able to source apples that are so consistently mealy.

Whataburger’s Spicy Ketchup on eggs is one of the few things that get me out of bed in the morning these days.

When is the GOOP interview?

Fuck anyone who tells me I can’t put whatever I want on my eggs. They’re my fucking eggs. Fuck off. 

If you enjoy eating something, then eat it.