I mean, you are entitled to your opinion, but I feel differently. I could put a couple pieces of Romaine on my cheeseburger and it would be fine, but would add a slightly bitter flavor profile I don’t necessarily want with that sandwich. Iceberg is ideal if you want added cold textural crunch without any added flavor.…

Pizza took a real dive in quality over the last decade or so — BUT I tried their “vintage 80's” recipe on a supreme pizza few weeks ago. It was AMAZING - not like it was the best slice I ever had, but more like it tasted exactly how 14 yr old me remembered it. What ever they did they recaptured the taste of the old…

We’ll pay another $5 for Netflix, but be dammed if the state or city asks us for another $10 in taxes for situations like this.

Priorities I guess.

Is that really advice right now? Sure, you can eat less, but the move more part of the equation is extremely difficult. Know how much transmission happens in gyms? Biggest outbreak in my area was connected to one of the popular local gyms. Plus, another problem is that gym membership isn’t cheap, exercise equipment…

The reality is, virtually anyone in the US who wants to make that “joke” better look in the mirror first.

I briefly thought about making a sarcastic comment about his weight/ health and the “surprise” of him dying.
But that seems tasteless. He was a human being who left friends and family behind. People will mourn him. I’m sorry I even considered the joke for a second. And I hope no one else is “that person.”

That’s how I’m raising my daughter. 

Oh god no not as an adult but kiddy me did not care.

This is the basis of all marriage.

I like the final tweet in the article where he tries to defend himself against “concern trolls” by saying six hours isn’t too long to not feed your kid because it’s the normal length between meals. One, call me crazy, but I’m pretty sure that beyond just the 3 squares a day, when I was a kid I would get snacks between…

No, I would not like to buy an Infiniti, thanks for asking. Maybe tomorrow.

Love it when a parent weighs in on their parenting, is roundly corrected by experts, then doubles down on their bad parenting. Teaching is about giving kids clear instructions—most of my brain energy in prepping a new project goes into figuring out how to formulate instructions clearly without overwhelming kids with…

Suddenly the insanity of Brexit starts to be so much more explicable.

Movie Jack Black can be great (School of Rock, Pick of Destiny, Tropic Thunder) but music Jack Black is better. Tenacious D is marketed as a comedy band, but they have some truly great songs and I unironically love them.

Women are always “capitalizing” but men are “innovators and moguls”. Its annoying and I am soooo sick of it too!! 

I swear Hilary based her whole persona on Sophia from "Vanilla Sky ".

“Tree, Lightbulb, santa, snowman, egg, bunny, heart, four leaf clover, turkey, ghost, skull, you name it and we’ll cover this turd in whatever foil you want.”

So Alec Baldwin rails against Facebook by posting a video... on Instagram.

Two words: Jambon Beurre

And maybe my favorite part, getting the bone at the end and making some split pea soup with it.