right? i’d be stoked to realize the next day that i had 10lbs of candy. usually all i have leftover is atm receipts and if i’m real lucky a warm leftover beer that i misplaced before opening.

That’s some dark shit. Especially considering Ricci had an eating disorder at one point. 

I mean...I have seen multiple episodes of Guy’s Grocery Games where one of the competitors is looking to use the money for one medical bill or another. So...a couple years ago?

David Chang doesn't do anything unless he talks about it incessantly first.

“She wasted her money and had exactly what she wanted to have, consequences be damned.”

I want to find the person who proposed Bertie Botts as a good idea IRL, then throw rotten fruit at them.

People who live outside of NYC and don’t have bodegas: where do you go to buy two Diet Cokes, a roll of paper towels, and oh also lemme get some peanut butter m&ms since I’m here, why not

I have not seen my parents or brother since covid hit. My wife (a nurse) is currently getting tested right now. She woke up with symptoms but had to have a virtual screening before they agreed to test her. Hoping for results in the next hour or two. Even if it comes back negative she was told to monitor her symptoms…

it’s where all the weird regional brands and failed big brand flavors eventually show up. nothing more bittersweet then finding a new favorite at big lots and realizing it’s likely the last time you’ll be able to get it.

Oo, getting Bertie Botts varieties in a bag of Belly Flops is even more of a good deal, because those are usually sold at a markup. Not that I’m too excited to bite into whatever gets rejected from THAT flavor mix, though!

For a second there, I thought babby’s yed was a Star Wars reference.

I wish meat pies were more of a thing in America.

We’re doing turkey tamale skillet pie and using cornbread mix in place of the masa for the topping.

Pretty much. Like - I get. The show is judged week to week. Laura is the exact reason why that’s a bad judging model. With Hermine or Lottie or either Marc, there would have been tension and a real sense of competition.

“Engage smug mode”.

I was very annoyed they sent Hermine home, and honestly felt really bad for Laura! It’s like they sent her to the final just to watch her flounder and add some drama while the other two just made normal, presentable bakes. 

The image of Dave grinning and eating his choux buns while Peter panickily tries to put his showstopper together had such extreme villain energy.

Hermine would’ve won...

I've used the carcass to make ramen broth for the past 3 years and it's become my favorite part of Thanksgiving.

Mango is the most popular and most eaten fruit on the planet, by a long fucking shot, with apples and oranges behind it. I feel like Hazel doesn't know this