I guess I’m stuck in the ‘90s because my go-to Starbucks order is a tall double-shot soy latte with a pump of hazelnut syrup. Oh well. At least I’m not as basic as Uggs and a PSL... in August.

I loved the smoked butterscotch latte Starbucks had. It was so good. Also? The Spiced Orange iced coffee. That was amazing, and I wish anyone around here would make it.

and yet i saw him just down a raw egg once on grocery games - i’m not sure what was happening but he cracked one into a plastic container and just straight-up shoved it down his gullet. maybe he’s working on egg aversion in therapy.

Are they selling cooked brisket? Or are they hoping the power and gas stay on to braise one or the rain breaks for 18 hours so you can smoke one?

When COVID first hit, I couldn’t find much in the way of shelf-stable food for me, one of those things was milk - I bought a gallon of regular milk, and then my girlfriend brought home another one that the local Starbucks gave her - so I picked up a bunch of boxes of mac & cheese, made them with all in a short time to…

At the beginning of the pandemic here, my dad sent me 30 boxes of Kraft mac and cheese. I’m 31, haven’t lived at home since I was 17, but he (correctly) remembered that one of the highlights of my childhood was getting a tour of the Kraft factory and being given a few boxes of Spider-Man shaped mac and cheese two…

Would be entertaining to have the contestants bake in COVID conditions . . . i.e.  Bake a loaf of bread with no commercial yeast and only 1 cup of wheat flour.  Contestants have access to alternative flours.  

This is not the first article to claim that chips are addictive because they work the same pathways that narcotics affect. NO! Narcotics work because they affect the neurological pathways that pleasure does. That’s a very different thing.

I usually don’t eat a whole lot of potato chips, but when I was at Winco this past weekend, I saw Lay’s Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle chips, so now I have two full bags that I’m probably going to eat over the next...

“In Chicago where I grew up, our local potato chip brand was Jay’s, and its slogan was, “You can’t eat just one.”

Also, naturally, Addicted to Spuds by Weird Al

I can’t wait! I am also really interested in seeing how Matt does - reports are glowing. I also will be interested in the dynamic with everyone living together. They already bond strongly so this should just enhance that.

I’m not addicted to potato chips, it’s that potato chips are addicted to me!!!

Enjoy your natto. I’ll pass.

Whenever someone thinks something I like to eat is gross, I just think “more for me!” Beef tongue used to be like this, but then it became trendy and prices went from $3/lb to $7-8/lb.  

Well, if the people demand it, then we must...!

It’s so embarrassing - even at the TIME I was embarrassed - but I got completely wasted on mudslides on my 21st birthday. In Manhattan. It was not my first time drinking! But I still didn’t have a good handle on my tolerance, and it’s honestly a miracle my friend and I made it back to our student housing in one piece.…

I too hate people for enjoying the things they like. 

Ever since moving to southern California from a state with seasons, I have made a yearly tradition of going to Barnes and Noble, ordering a pumpkin space latte, and wandering around in the air conditioning pretending its fall.