I would stuff 1 or 2 of them (or halve lengthwise and make squash boats). Chuck the guts into jarred tomato sauce, they’re a good extender if you’ve got a bit of a jar left over. Fill with any kind of “stuffing” you would use for any other vegetable like a bell pepper: some mix of rice, beans and protein (animal or…

Blurst! Also, are people so afraid of the Beyhive that they won’t comment?

When we look back on this time, I think what we’ll remember most is Taco Bell’s invention and implementation of the Burritopult. Being able to fling burritos into a moving vehicle from 20+ yards away is going to revolutionize the fast food industry, but Taco Bell will always have the edge because they invented it.

“The food is still good ole Chuck-A-Rama food...”

“someone who wants the great taste of a Budweiser without the after-effects of alcohol,”

Home equipment never gets quite hot enough for real fair food. And the oil is always too fresh and never quite as falvorful. You need to have the oil hot for at least an hour before cooking, even if you never add another single thing to fryer in that time, just to knock the freshness off. And you really do need to…

Counterpoint:

My resulting kettle corn looked like a burnt bowl of ants.

As a person who has purchased pretty much every weird Lay’s Do Us A Flavor they have made, and several rando Oreo flavors, I will say food mashups rarely live up to expectations.

Not gonna lie, really wish you hadn’t. Not because of this beer (which probably isn’t great, but there are plenty of worse-sounding beers out there), but because until now, I had been blissfully unaware of that Oscar Meyer ice cream sandwich abomination.

I can’t side with you on oatmeal raisin (though oatmeal cranberry or oatmeal-cherry are acceptable) but oatmeal scotchies... that’s where it’s at. They’re my go-to cookie for potluck situations or visiting family over the holidays, and I’ve never met someone who didn’t like ‘em once they tried ‘em.

I’m more of a practitioner of tastykakology myself.

Crappy cereal bowl - too shallow so the proper amount of milk made the cereal spill over the edge.

Im not shocked that someone from CA would try to over complicate a chocolate chip.

And in almost every single industry both like and unlike.

That was great! Take the rest of the day off.

When I was a kid there was a house on my paper route (back in the ancient times there used to be these things called “newspapers”...) that had two huge mulberry trees in the front yard. The owner maintained them so that the branches would hang all the way to the ground and you could part the branches and walk…

Remember when Berry Berry Kix had actual berry shapes that would even break into individual small spheres? It was a texturally awesome cereal that rivaled the original fruity shaped Trix before it was invaded by weird looking berries and fat stupid bananas.

I have some wild raspberry bushes in my yard. When the berries are ripe, it’s a like a royal rumble to get to them before the wildlife. One morning I woke up to see a couple of robins and bluejays, a chipmunk, and a squirrel all going to town on MY berries. I ran out there and grabbed as many as I could. By the…