Haagen-Dazs makes an amazing coffee ice cream. I know this because I don’t like coffee but I love their coffee ice cream.

“Whether Ivanka will face any repercussions as a result of this ethics violation, however, remains to be seen.”

—the ice cream must always be sundaes, never cones—

Use a glue stick and some glitter to make them EXTRA luxurious. 

I went to the store cuz I needed some beans
What should I buy and in Vana’s voice
she said,
“GOYA”
“G-O-Y-A Goya, Go Go Go Go Goyyy Yaaaa

Feeling pretty healthy.  Can see through walls and hear outer space now.

Whether Ivanka will face any repercussions as a result of this ethics violation, however, remains to be seen.

And then:

Option C your government supports you instead, like EVERY OTHER COUNTRY. It's that simple. Stop interest, stop rent/mortgages, payroll protection. We have the money and there's no argument to be made against these facts

Those of us with small kitchens are probably doing this already. We just don’t have the space to leave stuff out while prepping food.

As a graduate of cooking school, and a retired personal chef, I must add that even though your intentions are correct, your execution needs a re-think. Yes, keep your work space clean. Best advice: throw trash away immediately. But opening your refrigerator door multiple times is wasting energy. You have a 1 to 2 hour…

My little corner of the NYC suburbs seems to be pretty back to normal, with a few updates: if you want name brand TP, go early in the morning. Otherwise you’re getting a 20-pack of hotel-grade individually wrapped rolls (which is a nice step up from the 4-pack of Spanish 99-cent store stuff they had for a bit). Good…

All of this is so heartbreaking and so important to tell. The part that really crushed me is when the woman at the meat-packing plant brought COVID19 home to her son and aunt, and then asked for time off which the plant couldn’t pay so she went to work when they offered bonuses. The injustice of every bit of that,…

But-but it’s a flava sponge! The FLAVA! LOL!

The Pueblo Slopper, close cousin of New Mexico’s many ways to pose the most important question in the state:

Come see the violence inherent in the system. Bring popcorn and maybe a baseball bat for audience participation.

It needs to be done within the confines of the law. I say tase the living shit out of them, then haul them away hog-tied and with a spit shield around their head.

The issue I found so strange. “Muh rights” has zero to do with the reality of the virus. Their rejection isn’t “My rights are being infringed” but “Muh rights means the virus is fake.” It’s fucking insane. Now anything that challenges what you want politically simply doesn’t exist.

It’s hilarious to me. I’m about as libertarian as they come and die on all sorts of hills over individual liberty, and even I understand no one’s rights are being violated.

Thanks, Republicans; you’ve become so desperate for power that you now cater to the absolute worst scum of America, people who threaten the poor employees whose lives were already at risk just to serve your idiotic asses. You empower hatemongers and trash people, you elevate those incompetents to the White House…