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6/26/19

All we wanted was hoverboards and flying cars. Instead we get a 48-step process for a factory rest of a light bulb. The future sucks.

6/26/19

Obligatory

6/26/19

Well, I will see you on that hill tomorrow at the break of down, with our tiny swords cut out of LaCroix cans.

6/26/19

Isn’t that “W” sign kind of Wonder Womany?

6/26/19

Is there some kind of quota the Takeout needs to fill for Chick-fil-a articles? It feels like we get an update once a week.

6/26/19

“I meant to shame him in private, everyone else wasn’t supposed to find out”

6/26/19

I am glad the community responded the way they did. It is a pitty there isn’t already better systems in place to prevent a person from falling so far.

6/26/19

I was afraid to try a hard seltzer the other week because I was someone said it tasted like LaCroix which is bad. Turns out Whiteclaw tastes delicious so those people were thankfully wrong.

6/26/19

If our four year old doesn’t eat, we’ll threaten to take away dessert or TV time, but beating up one of her stuffed animal would be like beating up her friend/sister/baby to her. Adding violence of any kind involving a child is fucked up.

6/26/19

People are fucking disturbed. I’m reasonably sure these stuffies are just stand ins for the kids themselves.

6/26/19

She should have just said it was a new high concept complimentary cocktail. *Swig of vodka and spits in face* “fuck you worthless ass wipe”. A multi sensory experience.

6/26/19

They call that the "Sober Churchill"

6/26/19

The endgame here is marrots made from Impossible Meat or lab-grown meat.

6/25/19

Good question. Good answer. No snark.

6/25/19

Aka a fancy ass, open face grilled cheese sandwich.

6/25/19

It’s just so devious because he’s so nice.

6/25/19

I still remember my birthday at Showbiz Pizza (our version of Chuck E. Cheese).

6/25/19

Hey, you know why this will succeed? Imagine this, in a 7-year-old’s whiny voice: MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!...ad infinitum until you buy it.

6/25/19

I just rewatched the Sichuan episode last night. So very, very good! Eric is unfailingly polite, but he really looked like he was going to die eating that hot pot (I’d kill for some good hot pot around here). And yeah, it’s always wonderful to see Fuchsia Dunlop in action.

6/25/19

Finally