I’m currently daydreaming about Ivanka having a drink thrown in her face by Katy Perry. Or vice versa. 

That photo looks like the cover of a creepy Christian romance novel. 

Can I ask what exactly happens at a 3 day wedding party/retreat?

There’s a term for it (well, at least there’s a term for it in one of my friend groups, wherein we had one such couple): dopplebangers.

Again, if you’re against GMO’s please stop eating all manner of ‘natural’ agricultural products, like corn, that are in fact GMO’s themselves. Corn does not exist in nature. It is a type of grass that was selectively bred by humans over a long time to get to the point it is today. See also bananas, lemons (really any…

His anger also seems pretty off-brand, man. 

Fizzy drinks? That sounds sinfully decadent.

I think you would need to find a way to deprive them of prostitutes and trafficked children.

If mother Pence has a say, there’ll be soda water and mocktails only.

No beer...?

Hahahaha. He used to ask me if I knew were the ketchup was. I’d reply, “did you look?”

I miss the old Taco Bell aesthetic. It’s a weird dichotomy for TB to look like an upscale cafe from the outside as they do now compared to the offerings of Doritos Locos Tacos and Nacho Fries.

Bring back the Bigfoot!

Pizza Hut rules, and so does going back to the old logo.

Their job is not to make better pizza. Their job is to make profit for shareholders.

Related an oldie, but a goody:

Next week: “Kick your rum up a notch by adding a little cola!”

You haven’t lived until you’ve had Coke Au Vin served with Cacio E Pepsi, and a nice RCaesar Salad

Why? Soda actually is a decent random ingredient. Dr Pepper sauced pulled pork, Cola wings, frozen alcoholic rootbeer floats, I mean- I’m not gonna give away all my best ideas but if they’re in need; just know Avclub, I’m your coke guy ;)

I eat my Sloppy Joes open-faced. FIGHT ME! Good recipe. I’ve been using the Rachel Ray variation for years, but this sounds like it needs a ride around the park and some heavy petting.