that’s what i was thinking. you can get jelly beans all year round, peeps have holiday varieties including halloween, cadbury gets in on halloween too, and easter chocolate bunnies can be had in the same flavor, just different shape, at halloween, considering it’s the same companies making everything. the only major…

i’m apparently five inside and i’m fine with it, bc i’ve always done ketchup. i find a lot of sauces too sweet without enough tang to it (lookin’ at you, honey mustard and bbq) but ketchup somehow works because i’m an eternal toddler. idgaf, i’m already eating nuggets which are toddler food anyway.

booooooo, how dare they.

i’m actually kind of glad that mcd’s went the route of beyond instead of impossible, solely bc i’m soy intolerant and it’s so dang hard to find meat replacers that don’t don’t use some kind of soy product. i just had my first beyond burger the other day and you’re exactly right, they do smell like wet cat food when…

i actually kind of love tootsie pops, but mostly for the part when you’ve worn down the sucker until there’s only a thin candy coating left, and you bite through it to get the tootsie. then it’s a fruit and chocolate situation that’s really quite tasty for a few bites, like a chocolate orange type thing. though…

fair enough! i’m more of a chocolate than peanut butter girl, so i have always preferred the mini cups anyway, bc the chocolate is that much thicker in comparison to the peanut butter middle. ....man i could go for a reese’s right now but my doc would yell at me.

the problem with the reese’s holiday offerings is that the ratio is all off. pumpkins, trees, hearts, eggs, whatever it is, they all have way too much peanut butter with not enough chocolate on the outside. the cup is the perfect combination.

if they are going to destroy me,  it’s going to be by dashing in front of me whenever i head towards the kitchen and then stopping short so i trip over them, then they hiss and scream because i stepped on an errant paw or tail, then i have to grovel and say i’m sorry while also yelling at them not to get in the way…

i despise blue cheese dressing bc it tastes like glue to me, but a dip or sauce made with fresh blue cheese and some milk or cream is delicious. i have all these ingredients in my fridge right now, and i’m sorely tempted to make it.

yeah i don’t get this bit either. i probably never will own a house owing to many factors in my life, but i’m also not exactly a regular fry and frosty consumer. is it the new avocado toast?

...i wish i could keep mine on the back of the middle shelf, but my fridge is at least ten years old if not older, and to keep its contents moderately chilled results in things at the back of the shelf getting frozen. i’ve lost many an egg and bag of greens to the jaggedy half-freeze-n-thaw, so, the eggs live at the…

i went through middle school with trick-or-treating. i always went as a foursome with my brother and a brother-sister duo we were friends with down the street. we would gather of an evening, hit the house two streets over with the lady who worked for mars and set out laundry baskets full of king-size and test-market…

i love candy corn and those pumpkins too, they are delightful.

my youtube shuffle very recently showed me the good mythical morning ‘gut check’ episode where they tasted every flavor of ckf cheesecake - if i recall, their top was white chocolate raspberry, but even though they only took single bites throughout the ordeal, they were stuffed to the gills by the end. props to…

did they go under? shows how often i go, but i used to go with work friends to one near my office years ago pretty regularly, since it was quick and you could get pretty healthy if you wanted. you could of course snarf up subpar pizza and soft serve, but the salad bar was nice.

...i’m really starting to wish i still had my old soda stream. i’ve gotten way too far into seltzers to turn back and those are expensive already anyway, and now my crappy sodas are gonna cost more too? rude.

well now i’d be interested to see a venn diagram of voting affiliation and candy corn preference.

ugh, true. grocery shopping has gotten painful. almost $4/lb for ground beef, and $12 for a dang chicken? bah. knock on wood, at least eggs have stayed relatively steady.

nope. kids are already suffering through milk and apple slices in their happy meals, why am i gonna take halloween candy away from them?

i can just see josh trying to do a turkey gravy soda and incorporating a palm-heel strike because he can.