oh god i didn’t even think about that. yarf.

LC’s is definitely still a thing; there’s one just down the street from me, and i’ve been known to order a couple of their $5 pizzas for delivery of an evening when i can’t be arsed to cook a damn thing- they’re garbage, but they’re cheap enough that i don’t feel as mad about it as i do pizza hut or domino’s.

agreed. kit-kats are super satisfying to eat and rather delightful in taste. 

it sounds disgusting, but tbh my favorite part of the internet is when people lean into a joke and make it a reality and use it to benefit a good cause. can’t hate on that, as much as you can hate on the food combo.

unholy amounts of cheese on toast. it started as a comfort food when i was going through a divorce while simultaneously on a lot of pain medication for a hurt back, and cheese toast was the only thing my stomach would agree with. now during the plague, seeing as waistbands and real pants are for suckers and my local…

i mean, sometimes it’s just easier to get the chocolate fish out of the phish food with my fingers than a spoon. my mother is sure she went wrong somewhere, but i’m fine with it.

huh. i consider a tomato to be the number one necessity when making a sandwich when it comes to toppings. i don’t care if i’ve got lettuce or onion or mustard, but if i’m eating any kind of meat-n-cheese sandwich situation, i need mayo and a tomato. maybe it’s bc that’s how my mom made my sandwiches when i was growing…

i’m not the only finger fooder here? oh i feel relieved. it annoys people, so i’ve been told, but at least i chew with my mouth closed! i just can’t help but pluck at things, from salad to a chicken on the bone to ice cream. i will use utensils, sure, but if i don’t have one, i’m not up a creek. solidarity!

like many others, the rectangular pizza is definitely the number one school food memory. also, super cheap, crappy cheese steaks made with a steakumm and a piece of american cheese with bread so soft and mushy that it stuck to the roof of your mouth to the point where you had to pry it off with your finger- that’s one…

sounds a lot like my house growing up. my brother and i were able to do the bargaining at the kitchen table, swapping reese’s for snickers for whatever - but then both bags would be taken and put on top of the china cabinet in the dining room where we obviously could not reach. then we could have one piece in our…

aw man don’t come for dots like that, if you get them fresh they can be quite nice honestly.

^^^ yup tio all of that. i personally have been a fan of mulaney for ages and this whole debacle has been a damn ride. it’s just so against his image, which honestly never seemed forced or made up - he legit seemed like such a decent dude, so this entire mess is just so, well, messy.

i was gonna suggest campbell’s bean and bacon, awesome. it may be childhood nostalgia, but it was the first thing my mom showed me how to make for myself, and i had my own little revere ware soup pot that perfectly held a can of bean soup heated on the stovetop so to me it just tastes like happy warm comfort on a cold…

i am intrigued. i honestly love a mug of broth in lieu of coffee or tea and this sounds really cool.

if i’m ever sick or just not feeling it on a given day, progresso’s italian wedding soup is pretty much my go-to. i honestly can’t eat it if i’m not sick bc it reminds me too much of being ill, but it is a legit good soup.

fucking preach all day. years ago my future former husband and i were caught in a very shit financial situation and were on SNAP for about a year. we were working three jobs between the two of us while he was going to school full time, and i was literally donating plasma for bus money so i could get to my retail job -…

i’m not gonna hate on it until i try it, which i know i will, because living in southern AZ means it’s going to be hot until thanksgiving, so it’s never properly cold enough to enjoy fall flavors. may as well have a refreshing pumpkin seltzer.

the quarter pounder really is a pretty good burger. it’s not trying to be anything it’s not, and it’s simple but satisfying. if i wind up at a mcd’s, it’s my go-to order honestly.

eggs: fried with crispy edges and a runny yolk

as a former girl scout who sold cookies door-to-door in the olden times before the internets, i am always down for new cookies to try in the hopes that girls will continue to fund their troops’ awesome activities with cookie sales. i will def give these a try come january, even if the kids these days are soft and only…