i laughed while reading this more than i care to admit, not only because it’s absurd but bc i have a designated *soup mug* with a silicone straw that i sip from all the damn time, and i know it’s silly so this was glorious to read. i mean i tend to stick to just plain broths so i applaud the gumption of going for…

...i love lottie but it did bother me that she never tied her hair back, so this soothes my soul a bit. i’m going to miss her!

i am legit pulling for linda so hard. she came out of the gate fumbling but she’s doing amazing lately and she seems so genuinely nice and fun. 

i’m a little late to the party, but, oh well. i’m not a huge horror buff but every now and again the mood strikes and i love a good creepy, atmospheric movie more than anything. i’d recommend Audition if you haven’t seen it; it’s a slow burn and starts off very subtle but damn if it doesn’t take you for a full whack…

i mean i prefer the mallowcreme pumpkins myself but candy corn is rather nice in its own way. ps, if you’re gonna come for the millennials can we talk about how the gen z is stumping for hershey’s, i mean fair is fair.

i will vouch for smart plugs. my brother is the type to get me the same thing for many a birthday and christmas, and so i have amassed about half a dozen smart plugs and another collection of multi-color smart bulbs. i don’t have any smart appliances, unless i count my alexa-compatible microwave (i don’t- what am i…

i dunno, i just made a crumble-type thing out of some apples that were about to turn and threw pumpkin pie spice in with the cinnamon-sugar blend. it was delightful, but maybe it’s just because of the ice cream on top. but i do wish apples got more love in the fall. 

one of my roommates back in junior year had a boyfriend who worked for starbucks and nabbed us a bottle of the peppermint syrup on the sly. it was the best semester i ever had.

arizona checking in. as soon as it’s a viable option, i scoop up fall fragrances for my apartment (candles, wax melts, etc) and autumnal ~treats~ like pumpkin caramel cookies or the aforementioned psl. i miss seasons, i miss leaves changing colors and cool breezes and needing to wear long sleeves because fuck cactus…

and yet i saw him just down a raw egg once on grocery games - i’m not sure what was happening but he cracked one into a plastic container and just straight-up shoved it down his gullet. maybe he’s working on egg aversion in therapy.

kraft deluxe (with the squeezy pouch!) will always be my One True Mac. my parents never held with the regular kraft dinner, but for whatever reason, kraft deluxe was the go-to for both myself and my brother when they were either getting some good take-out that would be wasted on the kiddos, or feeding us before the…

i just bought a box of the cheetos mac n cheese this weekend in original flavor, which i’m not saying won’t be my dinner tonight. i’m gonna throw down for annie’s though - i’ve actually never had their regular stuff but their rice and quinoa-based gluten free macs are actually really pretty dang good. there is no…

i didn’t know how much i needed this news until i read it. i’m legitimately excited for a new season, and really hope they have a sourdough challenge in there somewhere.

hah, same. i almost always have ice cream in my freezer, but it will legit take a few months for me to finish a pint. all i want is a spoonful or two and then i’m good. the nutella jar in my pantry only takes a couple of weeks to demolish but ice cream, while enjoyable, just isn’t my thing. unless it’s mint cookie, in…

i feel like the weirdest fat kid, bc chips are just not that addictive to me and my tastebuds. there’s a bag of kettle bourbon bbq chips that have been hiding out on top of my fridge for probably two weeks, and it’s only half gone. i mean, chips aren’t bad - i enjoy them when they show up, anyway - but i’m not going…

hard agree. freaking delightful.

honestly the pb-stuffed onions aren’t bad at all; i kind of get a thai vibe from them. 

...huh. i’ve never been much of a wine girl myself (much to my wine-loving family’s chagrin) but it’s usually bc everybody wants to drink reds and reds give me headaches and stomach aches. if i can swing a $5 bottle of un-red, that might be nice. but then i’d have to go to the walmart and remember why i despise…

for science!

oh lawds, cheap tequila. that’ll land you waking up beside your college roommate’s boyfriend underneath a pool table at a party and everyone is all judgy but you’re all dude nothing happened, we were both tired and the couches were taken and i’m not into him and he’s not into me but ohgodwhere’sthetoiletigottabarf…