for real, my local fry’s and safeway use plastic bags, i didn’t know everybody else wasn’t. they’re far easier to use than those damn clamshells anyway, and as everybody else has said, take up way less space. 

ew. just...ew. one of my friends down the street had a bottle of orbitz that he kept on his bookshelf for a good five or six years and the little bits of whatever the fuck it was kept disintegrating with time. shudder.

okay so i’m not going crazy then. i remember new coke being a thing when i was a daycare kid, and i was born in 82- i’m pretty sure one of the other kids brought it in and it was a kerfuffle but since my parents didn’t let me drink soda, well, i never tried it. but it was definitely in the late 80's or very early 90's.

i just want to say how much i adore the direction of the sauce as being ‘the tawny color of baby owls.’ what a delightfully odd yet on-point description. 

i can’t buy into the seam argument. if that’s the case, then a hoagie/sub/hero/whatever you call it in your region isn’t a sandwich, which is utter blasphemy. 

yep. that bothered me quite a bit. once a ‘previously’ starts employing the tricks of a teen soap, ie cheap voice-overs from several scenes to convey ‘oh hey btw we dropped all these hints but instead of building on it we’re just gonna tell and not show so we can get on with the drama’- that’s when you know the…

i am having rather a crap day at work and seeing this gem i’d forgotten about made me bust up laughing at my desk, so, thank you.

user name checks out for sure.

my bff and i differ on many food subjects (she hates mayo and won’t go near anything that contains it, hates spicy food, and puts salt on everything - seriously, every bite must have a shake of salt on it and how she’s not dead is beyond me) but the one i simply cannot abide by is her insistence on using cottage…

‘i’m gonna betchslap you, shetbag’ is one of my favorite things.

this really is strangely soothing to watch. i’m in my cube doing regular monday busywork (pdf conversions for everyone!) and i have this going in the corner on my second monitor. it’s like the beautube version of the log-in-the-fireplace show.

omg i want to betchslap you for having those shirts when i do not. hahaha what a time capsule of my mid-20's. oh lawds i feel old.

this is the correct response!

‘shoes’ is one of the greatest videos ever, and i will not be told otherwise. to this day i still say ‘don’t be a betch’ because it brings me joy. seeing it referenced here reassured me i’m not the only old in these parts.

okay. i mean...okay. i know how cheese is made. in theory, i get it. but knowing exactly where the culture came from and that it came from someone’s belly button and other places is just grossing me out to the point where i don’t want to look at cheese. i want it to exist in an ethereal plane where the bacteria came…

though our available options would have you believe it, you are most definitely not alone. i used to work at lane bryant and we had a stand-alone cacique store inside that sold all the bras/panties/etc. we got a ton of cute bras in on the regular bc we were one of the biggest stores in our state, but there would only…

...well, now i know what i’m looking up on the google machine tonight. thanks for the info!

even better for the pokemon universe is that it’s hitting that sweet spot for generational crossover. i was a teenager when they first popped up, and now that it’s 20 years later and everyone my age has kiddos, the movie is a lure to both nostalgic parents and their children. i never got into it and i don’t have kids…

ummmm, that sounds amazing and now i don’t want my own lunch anymore.

this bothered me too. the only negative thing i can think to say about capri sun is getting that flimsy-ass straw to puncture that nigh-impenetrable foil was a bit of a bitch, but once you managed to do it and not break said straw and/or accidentally stab through to the other side and leak juice everywhere, the drink…