as a 48A, i feel this. i have come to accept that i will never, ever find a bra that really and truly fits. i just will not. when i was half the size i am now, i was basically flat-chested. i’ve never not been plus-size, but even if i can scrape a 44B off a shelf somewhere and add extenders, i don’t fill the cups. i…

it took a little while to grow on me (i’m a late 30's swifty, what can i say, emotionally i’m tied to her stuff pre-1989) but it is a pretty dang solid album.

this is the glorious news i needed today. i love it so much.

when my brother and i were kids, my parents were (and still are) huge into wine. they would snap up anything they thought was interesting, and whether we were having dinner at home on a sunday night or were out for a celebration, they would talk intensely about the flavor of whatever they were having. to this day, if…

that’s how i eat mine too. i add just a smidgen of the flavor packet and if i have any leftover chicken/pork/beef/veggies, they go in along with some parm and hot sauce. 

i think it also depends on how you eat your ramen, though. for soup and/or with chopsticks, i get the appeal of shorter noodles. if you’re like my broke ass though and just cooking it to be a pasta noodley type thing that you’re gonna mix whatever leftover meat from last night you’ve got and/or you you like them with…

...dammit, i’ve been doing hash browns wrong all my life. the only thing i’ve ever put on them is whatever egg is on my plate and some ketchup. i am all over the ebtb seasoning and/or the salmon and cream cheese. 

i’m gonna go ahead and need someone to try these. i’d say for science but honestly, i just want it bc it’s delightfully wacky.

make new friends but keep the old, blah blah blah

probably cheaper too, honestly.

right? hideous un-person just about fits. i had a therapist for over a year who i worked really well with, and who would rib me from time to time about spending cash on makeup. (not on anything else, just makeup.) then when i’d split from my husband and was going through a really bad depressive episode, i showed up…

it’s super fucking frustrating. i get treated so much better when i wear makeup, and it’s not just strangers, it’s people i’ve worked with day to day for years who know who i am and what i’m about and what i’m capable of. or when i do postmates delivery, i legitimately get more tips even if it’s repeat customers who…

goddamn, nearly $1500 a month on non-essentials? if i spent that much out of what i bring home every four weeks from my actual adult office job, i’d have enough left over for part of my rent or the car payment plus insurance and nothing else. though honestly, people can keep spending their non-essential cash on food…

yeah i’m struggling with that too. even when my income was double, between two people we were spending $50 max. it was usually more like $20 a month.

makeup can be a tricky one. it’s one of those seemingly unnecessary but really ultimately kind of needed things, at least in my experience, to a certain extent. i mean not a totally crazy shadow palette collection or false lashes or anything like that, but tbh when i show up to work or anywhere else without at least…

plus it’s made with peanuts. so rude. i mean i get it, peanuts are way cheaper than almonds, but it’s just not the same.

i can’t properly explain how funny this mundane scenario is to me right now.

i am with you entirely. i’d order allison’s pizza in a hot second. though i prefer banana peppers to jalapenos, i def agree that there’s a definitive lack of spiciness in this draft today.

allison, you have my whole heart. maybe i’m a weirdo, maybe we’re both weridos, who knows, but i would eat a pizza with your entire roster on it and love every second of it. bacon and pineapple is my jam, goat cheese is delightful, i can’t eat pizza without hot sauce (maybe not sriracha but tis a mere trifle) and…