Lol that’s even more embarrassing. 

Simoni, who has traveled often with firearms, had her handgun locked inside a case alongside checked baggage.

and B, has two firearms they can do whatever they like with

Cops don’t like being reminded that they shouldn’t kill any kids today.

Only a good guy who's distracted can stop a bad guy who’s distracted!!!

Not in Colorado but on my street there is a stop sign that is always ignored, one day while walking the dogs in a ravine I saw a broken traffic sign that indicated ‘camera monitored intersection’ so being a lawful kinda guy I dragged it out and left it for the traffic department. Oops I meant I took the sign home and…

We would reduce road fatalities if only we had more guns.

I’d put it in a two seater convertible like a Miata, but make the hood longer to fit the engine and give it a more aggressive stance.

You’ve given this too much thought. lol.

Holy shit, that bird is huge!

THEY’RE ALL IN IT AGAINST US!!!11!!!ELEVENTY!!!!

To be fair, Will Smith was using an aircraft that was specifically designed for the condition it was working in (earth’s atmosphere, gravity, etc), plus he presumably had some knowledge of the terrain he was working in. Poor alien had a lot working against him.

Well that’s what happens when you try to outmaneuver Will Smith through a canyon.

It’s painfully obvious how Trump won a second time.

You know how many roaches are too many to count?

Can’t even get a peaceful transfer of power in the crane world.

My old driving instructor drilled it into my brain that you should never be going more than 20MPH faster than slowing or stopped traffic in an adjacent lane for precisely this reason.

Stop fucking with your phones, people.

I put some blame on the truck driver too. He should have slowed considerably approaching that line of stopped or nearly stopped cars, because sure as the sun rises in the East some dumbass is going to do *exactly* that without looking.

Lol it just keeps getting better. With this whole election year, I swear we live in some kind of “test” universe or something where they’re seeing how ridiculous everything can get before it all just goes completely to shit. And I think they’re close to finding the limit.