The problem with trains is their path is so unpredictable, so often swerving at random.

Part of the problem is that it runs trains at high speeds through notoriously flat Florida where they cross 178 rail street-level crossings over 66.5 miles.

/rushes to typewriter, hurriedly pens script about a young man who has a bicycle accident on radioactive road and becomes the superhero Road Rash.

Mount an automated semi-automatic rifle on the roof and the problem fixes itself.

I... don't have that issue? Then again I have enough self control to not blindly impulse-buy garbage off Amazon...

Let me guess, she got overtaken by a tofu delivery guy and decided to give the whole thing up XD

This probably won’t be a popular opinion on this particular site, but NY should start following the lead of larger cities in Europe and move to more single lane, one-way streets and public transportation or close some streets to vehicle traffic altogether, especially the most densely populated ones where off-street…

I don’t know, I’ve driven several Wranglers and I’m not impressed very much for them as a daily driver...

Finally, a late-model Porsche drops in value.

I understand how these things can happen, but why are so many videos of vehicles that have broken down on the tracks? What is it about those particular areas that cars break down on? I could see how running over tracks too hard might jar something loose and break something, but even then, you’re still coasting and…

Everytime I hear this I pull up the 59 Bel Air vs the 09 Malibu front quarter crash test on Youtube.  Shuts them up with the quickness.

in the same way you wouldn’t drive a Jeep wrangler (purpose built as an incredibly capable off-road vehicle) the same way you drive an M3

they ran up to the conductor, forced him out of the train by gunpoint, and asked him if he knew why they pulled him over.

“Priuses suck.”

13 bystanders were taken to the hospital as a result of the mass shooting response team.

none of the 58 people onboard were injured as a result of the crash

“It’s unclear why the officer parked on the tracks”

We need to be paying our police officers more, so that they can afford to hire people who aren’t this goddamn stupid.

Officers responded by emptying their clips into the back of the departing train. 

As much as I hate Musk, and Tesla for that matter, I think if you are too stupid to read the manual or even do some cursory research into the product you are buying, you probably deserve the results. For example, if you read about what Autopilot actually does, both in a Tesla and in an aircraft, you’d understand that…