I believe the official Deadspin description for him is:

Glad your here to nip it in the butt.

it’s ‘should of’

*Shoulda

*Should’f

*Should of

i live there, and the city has the same problems as any other mid-sized city. i much prefer oakland to sf, to be sure.

oakland’s not really a dump at all

Cool. Appreciate the snark. You seem like a really chill person.

“Robert E. Lee” came in second.

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

go aggies?

Man, driving on LSD is such a bad idea... I did once, probably about 5-6 hours after drop. Felt almost completely normal when I left. It was only when I got on the road that I realized I had no innate concept of momentum or speed. I was able to maintain lane position quite easily, and only minor visuals remained at…

Ah, the Ford Festiva: More than a car; A lifestyle.

Username does not check out.........

One crime at a time...

Remember kids, only break one law at a time.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

THEY SAID THE SAME THING ABOUT YOUR MOM HAHAHA

Poor guy. His fellow countryman, Oscar Pistorious, doesn’t even take that many shots from close range.