"I had purchased liquid ass before this" sounds like it could be the opening to one of the great novels of our time.

I'd take any excuse to link Ebert's Armageddon review, but it does feel singularly appropriate here.

No! In fact, my favorite song of hers actually has someone else, uh, guesting on vocals.

You're not too good at this.

While I basically agree, it's not like Siskel and Ebert had much choice, either.

I cherish your frankness, but must regret to inform you that my userpic is, in fact, someone else's ugly face.

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Well, stereotyping a whole country's people as clueless when it comes to racism is maybe a little…

*Guy Incognito II drives by, honks*

But he was cowering in a corner the whole time, mumbling gruffly into a non-functional earpiece! What was the jury thinking?

How about making the series' main villain a dark-skinned man-beast that our fair hero has to slay in order to save his woman from degradation?

I thought the grade was consistent with the review. "This unnecessary final scene is the kind of closure that Chaplin would eventually do away with", "In its greatest moments, The Kid is a genuinely moving work by an artist in transition, still searching for his sweet spot between comedy and drama". All pointing…

I like the second song even more! The third one's just a little too "plain pop with weird production values", but overall the Cocteau Twins comparison is surprisingly spot on. (Just a little less self-consciously artsy than that band, which is not meant as a knock against either.)

Knowing the actual lyrics to a Pearl Jam song is not as impressive as you may think when it's you who came up with them in the first place, Eddie.

I like the feminine touch in the second clause.

When the time has come to launch all traces of Shia LaBeouf's acting career into the sun, that skit will be the one thing to be spared.

I'd wager Foxx and Tarantino are able to be concerned about more than one issue at a time. What makes me curious is why you felt you had to deflect from this particular topic by bringing up an unrelated one.

Sure. "Suffered" really is the appropriate choice of words here.

Other people, they bonded over catch. Me, I've never felt as close to my dad as the day that song came on while we were on the highway, trapped in hearing range of a radio, and he felt compelled to turn down the volume three times during the first chorus.

And how about some foreign perspective? What do, say, Italian filmmakers have to add to the genre?