Look, none of us thought this is a sentence that ever should have been written, but I believe Reddit's take on this article is sadly on point:
Once I Was Cool
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Don't worry, there'll be another opportunity for an actually interesting Newswire to meet with performative indifference, "ironic" sexism, and stale memes/Simpsons quotes.
Pokémon, the McDonalds of JRPGs? Ridiculous!
I gave my best shot at translating that song, but artificially forcing a subject when none was specified set our cat on fire, and now the people at the hospital are begging me not to muddle the imagery any further, or else my daughter won't ever wake from her coma. So here is Google Translate's take; may it take their…
Nice find! Really interesting use of voice samples in that soundtrack. Weird how, at two minutes, some of those songs are just the right length, while others seem to stop just when they're about to get really good. All in all, I think I like the less busy, more half-assed songs a little better - full-assedness being…
How about that scene where Bond stands around patiently waiting for a sniper to complete his hit… or that scene where the helicopters come in after he has lost a game of Try Not to Shoot the Woman, but not too late to earn the triumphant orchestral swell…
Like something obscure? You pretentious elitist hipster!
What's the over/under on them doing right by the original? I'd trust the Capcom of the Gamecube era to get it right; I'm not as confident with its current incarnation.
What a timely coincidence! Here's what new AV Club favorite Tay had to say on Ted Cruz.
Dear Sir and/or Madam,
She exists for the virtual foreplay that ensues as you awkwardly grope around her settings. The whole spectacle climaxes in an almost anguished feeling of release when you finally hit the checkmark that turns her off for good.
Your faith in the Disqus account creation system is endearing.
Let's just go straight to reporting all the shitty gimmick accounts on grounds of intolerable unfunniness.
But that debuted on Grohl's Pocketwatch tape, which also has the virtue of having a couple of other listenable songs, much unlike the unaccountably crappy Buzzo EP!
Maybe it's because I'm not as big a fan as most of you guys seem to be, but all the RE protagonists have always seemed exceptionally bland to me.
Chris. The non-Jill protagonist in the first Resident Evil is called Chris.
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Since no one else is daring enough, I will step up and ask the question burning on everybody's mind:
Dunno how much patience you have, but how about going chronologically? It's neat to watch the gameplay, the underlying technology, and the narrative boundaries evolve, and see the weird places this series is willing to go. Also, I can't think of a mainline Legend of Zelda game not worth playing, give or take a Zelda…