Could be a vagina!

That, and all the other sentences.

I wouldn't think of blaming him for getting older. I'll blame him, as far as that word is appropriate in this context, for losing his special touch.

The weirdest part is that it's actually an exciting story rendered less so by his direction. I mean, if Miyazaki can make one and a half hours of two little girls having non-threatening, comforting hallucinations in a rural area watchable, how come he bungled this one?

Well, at least none of these movies are Ponyo, right? Right?

I would sign this if I could. You'd think Miyazaki would be above those clichéd beats this late in his career.

In this recurring dream I have, this is Good Job, Internet!'s final installment (due tomorrow… always due tomorrow).

Maaaaybe just bite the bullet and get a PS2? I know that could just be a non-option for you, but really, those things are like fish in the sea, and I don't think the games are too expensive either. There's also just so much good stuff out there for that thing!

Whitaker's win: playing a psychopathic mass murderer (as Oyelowo put it, "we have been criminals"), as told through the eyes of a white guy
Washington's win: playing a corrupt cop (again, "we have been criminals"), as told through the eyes of a white guy
Foxx's win: playing a black man who was not a criminal, conveyed…

Weeell, that would be 1930's Japan.

Valkyria Chronicles and Katamari Forever.

I cannot recall the "you're close House, you're this close! Oh, but you're good House, you're so good!" bit without cracking up. I do agree with you when it comes to most instances of his overacting, though.

Upvoted, logged in, and upvoted again.

Wow, good job.

That's Austria, the actual country of origin for all of Germany's finest exports.

Could you return to posting periods? Knowing that's actually less effort than leaving your message blank, the cognitive dissonance is just doing my head in.

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Phew, saved! And here I thought we could criticize someone for the things they say. Turns out it only counts if they come up with them by themselves!

Ahh, I see how that scene would confuse you! Yeah, if there's anything cool about HIMYM, it's that it used to experiment with the format a fair bit.

I'm sorry, what's the difference between all these again?