Will he, though? It is Jalopnik, after all.

I mean, you know how obsessed people are with Porsches. I’m 100% sure there are purists out there that earnestly think like the original comment.

Relax man, it's a 996. They're a dime a dozen, and turning one into a piece of art is a better fate than most of the 996s I see around here get. 

Someone giving me a car to use for a few weeks without making me sign a million forms and take out millions in insurance.

Yeah totally - I learned on my dad’s old Chevy truck. Both my cars have sport clutches, so while I don’t think she’ll damage them, they will be quite difficult to learn on because they’re pretty unforgiving and heavy. Driving in DC is also just bananas, I honestly wouldn’t want to learn stick here either.

She’s a pretty nervous driver, and we live smack dab in the heart of Capitol Hill, DC, so she just wants nothing to do with having to master something else in a car. I’ve been wanting to teach her, but she’s dead set against it! We’re in the market for something as a “family” car (a Macan S or a Volvo V90), but…

To maximize grip, start with winter tires.

“Watch this”

This is great at first, but my wife ALSO does not know how to drive manual, and I own two manuals, so guess who always has to drive?

False. This is objectively true, and Top Gear proved it, scientifically. Just ask James May.

I respect the trolling. 10/10, would also troll like this on Jalopnik.

In 30 out of 5o states there is a specific law on the books that states drivers must keep right unless unless passing. In the other 20 states it states that “slower traffic must keep right”, most of which state “regardless of speed.”

I was hospitalized with a broken hip and broken pelvis after a cycling accident. My bicycle has no motor. This has a motor. Trust me, it’s possible.

You forgot your /s, bro.

If I got Royal Enfield’s new track only GT-R650 I would definitely die.

I hadn’t realized we skipped all the way ahead to April 1st, thought it was still November 1st.

I think this will probably sell at close to $1,000,000 if not more. I believe the last one that Sotheby’s auctioned off went for $1.2m.

Why would you do this to a 928?? Those seats are beautiful, and the car is a classic. I weep for our vehicular future if people are allowed to get away with these crimes against classics.

I truly don’t understand how you can hit these. Granted, I learned to drive in the city so I have experience squeezing my first vehicle (a 93 Buick Lesabre) into some tight spots, but this doesn’t look that tight, not even close. If that many people drive without looking where they’re going, I’m scared to get on the…