I usually have to pay extra for that.

Can’t wait for someone in a full kitted-out Ranger to ride my ass with the LED bar at full blast.

On the used market in 15 years when I can afford one.

They did sell about 900,000 F-series units last year, so...almost!

Our demand for F-150s is insatiable.

I’m not just saying this out of ignorance - I had a 1997 as my first car at 16. Here’s a rating breakdown:

This wasn’t worth $5,500 new.

7 more seconds? Well now I’m definitely not buying one used in 15 years. 

It definitely is! Thankfully i usually bike commute to work, so the car is mostly for trips out to the mountains to see the parents and in-laws. They’re great on those back country roads. 

I have to street park in DC, but I still work on my car! Just put the summer rubber on this week.

I used to go to Michigan quite a bit for work, and would drive Grand Rapids to Traverse City at least every few months. I got busted the first time, and then learned my lesson. You will get pulled over for anything over 5mph past the limit. They and their old school single light beacons are not messing around up…

We all know that key is a fake, just for the ceremony. The real key looks like this:

We’ve had 26 million people file for unemployment in less than 6 weeks. We can create all the supply we want, but if demand is nonexistent, it won’t matter. Nobody is buying a new car immediately after filing for unemployment.*

The answer Is used Volvo wagon. You can get an R-Design with low miles for just under $30k, with plenty of pizazz. It’s the grown-up option. Here’s one I found around the DC suburbs.

It’s a FWD! Manual, though. It’s my DD and It drives like a brand new car. Bought It used In bad shape, replaced the clutch, suspension, Ignition coils, wheels, front and rear bumpers and grill, and stereo, all of which were In different states of busted. Added the APR tune when I was done. Now It drives like a brand…

Thanks for the wheels comments! They were pulled off an S8, and miraculously fit. 

2 is the right number of fake vents. Around the fog lights.

I have an Audi A3 8P wagon, and I love the clean, smooth design. No extra fuckery in the body, not too many fake vents, no weird creases or lines. Everything is low key and understated, but still elegant.

Not every car needs to be over-styled to death. Sometimes plain and clean design is good.

The only license plates giving the government attitude.