So, subterranean caves with dinosaurs could exist.

Man you must of either got beaten by a priest or woke up with a ruler up your ass.

This article is such fake news. Nothing about the Earth being 6,000 years old and NOTHING about CRAB PEOPLE or the LIZARD PEOPLE?!?! How absurd! /s

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Counterpoint: go fuck yourself.

Yoda couldn’t even beat the old guy in the 2nd movie or whatever. All talk he was.

The wizards in Harry Potter probably celebrate Christmas because they are Christian or at least exist in a Christian culture. JKRowling is a fairly devout Presbyterian and she has stated the reason that religion wasn’t mentioned in the books is that they are a bit of a Christian allegory and she felt religious…

That’s what I’m talking about!

Plus, I’ll bet that a Limp Bizkit groupie in the year 2017 has access to the best meth money can buy.

Reading that someone seriously considers Harry Potter a halloween movie shook me to my core. Might be the worst serious take i’ve heard all year.

Where Do You Start Shaving Your Face First?

It will not open up any doors for you career-wise because who gives a shit that you toured with Limp Bizkit? But you have a chance, after all these years, to finally make it big. Do you take the gig?

Hey now! Look at the first line of the article again. She prefers to be called “Las Vegas model” rather than “prostitute.”

Nope. You’ve pretty much got it.

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

I’m sure it’s a civil rights issue to her, not the fact that he threatened to contact security after she tried to blackmail him.

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

Donald Trump and Anthony Davis have very little to do with this IMO.

Plenty of white people have been saying this shit too.

Genuinely shocked Big Ben didn’t win the honors this week. Seems like we would want to cut the game ball in half.