All I can say is thank goodness the 3-HR playoff game against the Red Sox was not done by a Yankee. They’d make a cereal, candy bar, and children’s book to commemorate it.

wheres the RUSH HOUR 4 story!

Yeah, because I’m sure there’s NO Trump supporters playing for the Cubs. Seriously, the politics of one player is pretty irrelevant unless it’s Curt Schilling-level assholery or Kaepernick-esque protest.

Sonny Gray’s and Adam Warren’s pitches were technically filthier, since they kept throwing them in the dirt.

Going after pft is a good way to get everyone that reads this site to not like you.

Deadspin is jealous something funny came out of Barstool and is desperate to discredit.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

Tell me more about this musical car

First, christ man let the bodies cool first at least.

Second, witnesses report the weapon was fully automatic, which are already subject to strict gun controls and rarely found in civilian hands.

I notice you fail to mention the cops that did the chasing and arresting were 2 Hispanics, and a Black officer. Not some racist whites like you imply.

This was a thing for a long time, but is it still (at least in comic films)? ... Black Widow has never been hived off to fight a token female villain, she’s been right in the middle of whatever the Avengers were doing. Sif was generally around as much as the rest of Thor’s male supporting cast. Pepper finished off the…

Well of course he had a successful coaching career- he was cheating the whole fucking time. That whole inability to keep his nose clean is WHY he was successful.

I was head first, until my mom showed me the arm first method, when I was about five.

the head-first t shirt people are the same weirdos as the sit down wipers, right?

They don’t mind them protesting, they just don’t like the way they are protesting. Wait a minute...

“Kneeling is good, it’s drawing attention to a cause”

OK, so time for my new favorite thing: ask Deadspin.

You be you OBJ. In this case painfully unclever, but still, I’m sure third graders thought that was cool.