So, what you’re saying is that rather than becoming a starting pitcher, he may be just another Angel in the outfield?

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

“When I was in university”

millions of people still watch and care

Cool article! You should definitely understand the context though, which is that a highly paid football player was walking off the field (after getting ejected for acting like a child!), was getting yelled at by opposing fans (which is totally their right!), then deviated from leaving the field to go yell at them…

Holy shit that’s a cold-ass unibomer sign right there, damn.

Congratulations to Jeremy Pruitt! It must always be nice to be somebody’s 26th choice for a job.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

That he did, but to be fair, he got slapped with some pretty big sanctions upon arrival at USC and they did pretty good despite losing dozens of scholarships and tougher recruiting due to the 2 year bowl ban.

Brady Hoke is who this fan base deserves.

As someone who was an undergrad at Vandy in the late 90's watching the Vols fuck up on a daily basis is delightful.

Lane Kiffin going back to Tennessee is a reality TV show I’d pay money to watch.

I don’t see the issue.

New York fans are the worst fans. It doesn’t matter the sport or even if it’s not a sport. Their curling fans are probably the worst curling fans. Their field hockey fans are the worst field hockey fans. It wouldn’t surprise me if their ceiling fans are the worst ceiling fans. I don’t know whether it’s entitlement or…

The best is that he’s texting the picture to his parents and asking “Is this swimmin water or leave it alone water?”

Both parties are bad. The GOP, of course, takes that to the next level. But both parties are just plain bad. The Democratic Party should’ve learned by now that hiding its many shortcomings behind the GOP clown car does not translate into an effective campaign strategy. I mean, they did lose the elections to the Gaping…

coach Steve Lavin found himself with only seven scholarship players available

Asked to hold while he got a payday loan. I mean damn, that’s pretty Tampa the only thing that would make it more Tampa is if he needed the Pay Day loan in singles so he could make it rain at the strip club.

The kind of person who thinks it won’t raise questions to ask your manager to hold onto your gun while you run errands probably wasn’t paying those off anyway.

Here, hold my gun. It’s been used to kill four people.

Has “getting hit by a bus” not arrived yet?