I’m pretty old, but not that old, and I don’t understand this post at all.  What is the point, or issue?  Genuinely curious, this is over my head.

Winking emojis aren’t automatically followed by a dick pic anymore?

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

You mean Ray Allen’s wife should skip town to chase another ring???

Sorry to hear about your marriage.

Maybe, and I know I’m going out on a limb here, but maybe he shouldn’t be DM’ing women with whom he is not married. I know, in 2017 faithfulness is so taboo. He created this mess. These are the consequences.

Or, just hang out with your wife and kids. That seems appropriate here.

+1(x2)

He should’ve known. It’s Coleman, not Colewoman.

This is one of those rare instances where you are allowed to hate both the playa’ and the game.

the next headline to read: Ray Allen’s Wife Gets A Shitload of Money In Divorce Settlement?

I assume that Ray’s wife is going to be pissed no matter what real story is.

And this is him when people are watching.

To be fair, groping is technically an improvement from rape.

Who? The “fuck her in the pussy” guy? No way.

‘I have all these tasty seasonings but I refuse to use them on steak, a food I enjoy.’

The Stranger Things episode that no one liked? That my friend was actually the hook for a spin-off series. It’s so close to guaranteed that it should be your lock of the week. We have an ethnically diverse cast to appeal to millennials, we have a ready-made story line, we have a cliff-hanger about a maybe not so dead…

The Obama audible never works for the Browns because there is no hope and nothing ever changes.

It is if you’ve ever been there.

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